And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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