shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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