The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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