Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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