we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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