They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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