ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
