we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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