he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dick very happy bro
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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