my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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