I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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