you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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