got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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