Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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