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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
His nipple licking is glorious
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