I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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