Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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