So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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