can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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