Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
tell me about the fingering
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