if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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