i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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