Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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