well I can't set my house on fire every night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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