Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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