I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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