2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
