He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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