Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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