he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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