Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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