I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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