Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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