Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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