If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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