so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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