i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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