what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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