wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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