also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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