Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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