My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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