i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That accounts for only three of the penises
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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