But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What did we do last night that was yellow?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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