can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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