Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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