Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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