i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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