somebody snuck up and got me drunk
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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