I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
