with your own penis?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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