piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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