I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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